Hello. After years, I've been reading my emails II received from my friends. And one of the email is full of jokes. And yeah, Im going to post that over here. Only a few are funnaye. The rest all are like so lame.


Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new


Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White


Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".


Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?


Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No!35 Children R More than Enough!!"


Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.


Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.


Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"


Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:"I Mr YOU" !!.


Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Doctor:Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key

Hello.
Today school was alright. Poor Meiying is down with cough so she couldnt attend the school today. So yeah, the class was practically so quiet today. If not I would have been fighting with her like the whole day which makes the class noisy. Anyway, Meiying get well soon okay.

Today F&N was so boring ttm. After school went cyber home to print out VE research and TAF pics. But end up didnt print out both as I was late for my training. Coach and Francis were pissed off wih the TAF team due to some reasons that I don wish to state it over here. Still want to know? Ask me personally. Anyway, training was okay. Did gym and some drills. It was kinda good. Training ended at ard 5.30pm Went home with Trisha. She told me a joke. It was so funnaye. I'll spread that joke tmr or smth. I heard that for catherine house, there was a tie in house captain nominee between Nicole and Shankari. So yeah, I dono who is the cap over there and in marie.

Coach told me that Catherine house was a strong team at her time. And Marie was strong in cheerleading:D Should I join cheer next year?

Jasmine Nooh and Emily Koh, both suck my bro's cock. Jasmine's punishment was horrible. Emily called me a name and I don wish to state it over here. Cose its so embarrasing. Like seriously. Fcuk both of them.

AM & EM sucks. They are killing me. Exams in 1 and a half week time:O I hate schoool

Yoz. Today I had stomach pain. So was like quiet for the whole day. Jasmine Kaur kept asking whats the problem in me as I was very quiet. Due to the pain, I cant do my SS test well. I only do like 1 and a half paragraphs instead of 5! Sure fail. Somemore its added to CA. During F&N did creamed cake. Since there was no butter, we have to like use margarine-.- So yeah, at last it kinda turned out well. Sponge cake was eew. School ended at 1.15pm. Tiong-ed with C, V and F. Met up with Genevieve and Sulastri. Ate lunch at LJ. The meal was good. But as usual, I have to rush off inbetween to school for training. And food was not fully completed again like on monday at pizza hut.


During recess bought cheese sausage at western store. Then went I squeeze it, the cheese came out. When I do that, the pimple parse came into my mind. Then I told this to C,V and F. And they were like " eeew! Gross"


Training was kinda okay today. Went gym and then did some drills. Partnered Ruth Yeo and Cassandra Lai. I had fun with Ruth:D Anyway, after training rested in school forawhile and went to meet G:D Okay. I'm going to stop here. I'm tired now. I just finished my EM and bio homeworks. Im sleepy now.
Goodbye. Sweet dreams.

I love G.
I miss G.
So far I've not chattered with G for like the whole day.
Yest night I talk G on the phone.
And it was so annoying as G was talking about 3 other b.i.t.c.h.e.s
I want to meet you!

Hello. It has been a long time since I post. Its all due to my lazyness. So yeah, I'll try to post everyday if possible. School was okay today. English was so fun as I was entertaining myself. Supposed to have chem test today but it was cancelled since Felicia didnt study-.- You know I studied so hard for that freaking bloody test! I even studied during my cousin's birthday party yest. And now say what? Postponed. Sucker. Why cant she just finish it up today since its just formulars!? But anyway its over now. No point talking about it now.


Geog teacher was not present today so Geetha came to relieve. And she gave us some paper work to do. Need to put them in order. And I had no mood in doing that but I have no choice. SS was so boring. I almost slept. So I went to the toilet to wash my face. I felt much better after that. After school ate lunch with C,V and S. Borrowed Debera's seventeen magazine home. Tmr have SS test. I still haven do my F&N task analysis. I'm not going to do also. Mdm Lim have been finding for me for the past 2 days. And I've been hiding behind her when she comes to class. Then is like I have to signal the class to tell Mdm Lim that I'm not in schoool or smth.


Yesterday
Went Pizza hut after school with Olivia, Annie and Channal. Valerie, Jessica and Jasmine were supposed to come but they were just too lazy to run to the busstop to catch the bus. Olivia and I hurry eat as our training was starting at like 3pm. And we didnt know about it until we have given our orders. So yeah, the other 2 were eating slowly. Olivia and I ran to the opp stop. We saw 131 and I told her that it will go to school stop. So yeah, once we get in the bus, we rest for like 5 mins and I went to ask the driver whether is it going to STC. And he said that we have to take 131 at the opp stop. So yeah, we get down at the next stop. Ran to the opp stop. While waiting for the bus, Olivia was making her hair and I was wearing my shoes. Then bus 65 came. We get it and stop at the STC stop. We toook short cuts tot he canteen and we changed into our P.E attire. Then by the time we change finish, rest have finished warming up aready. So we went to the coach and apologized to her and gave her all the stupidest reasons.


Did 100m X 10. It was kinda okay. After that we have to stretch our body using medicine ball. And theres where I got injured on my lips. Olivia was supposed to squad down and roll the ball to me. But she was too tired that she threw it to me while she was standing and me flat on the ground. The ball is freaking 2kg. My nose was blue black. But now its okay aready. My lips are like so thick as it was swollen. Its kinda ugly. I cant smile that much as my lips will stretch and the cut will open. And almost everybody who saw my lips asked" Who I kissed?" and "How am I going to kiss my bf?"


Anyway my T&F cap is not coming school tmr as she have throat infection. So yeah, Chelsea and I would be leading tmr. I don wish to shout. So I'm going to give a stupid reason that my lips are swollen. So prolly Chalsea would be shouting. And tmr we're doing gym. I hate it. Like which stupid woman wants muscles on her arms and legs? I don feel like going training. I don have a alid reason to be excused also. I cant use my lips as the reason again.


Bye.

Today SS was awesome! The teacher used vulgarities and all and he was kinda funnaye. After school went to meet my friend. Homed at 7.30pm+++ Did my AM homework. Lazy do my SS homework. Friday have F&N test somemore. Today had AM test. I sure gonna flung with black and white colours. I chaeted with Ovidia. But still cant make it.


HasinaFarigees's in love:D

Yozxzxz

Today had 3 free periods due to the registration of the IC. My picture is kinda ugly. My face is like so big and round. Somemore I wore a white top. So yeah, it blends with the background and in the IC, it will be black and white. Thus, I don have a bottom but the face+hair in the IC card. Took the IC picture with C, V, VV, MM. We spent like almost 1 hour in the toilet making our hair. Then when we go up to the person to take picture, the person told me to pin up my fringe. So yeah, I went toilet again with C to make my hair again. When I pin up, I looked like an ass. Like seriously.





Today went lunch with C, V, F at pastamania. Ate baked rice over there. Then went back home with Cheryl. Okay. I lazy to continue. Bye

I just feel like fucking my bigger sister right now! Is just that she went grandma house.
All my english songs are gone! Like ALL! Seriously. I have this feeling that she took it from my account. Rather than coping, she cut it I guess. My room is so dead w/o songs playing on! She used to take songs from my account with permission. But now I think she took it as she wants all or smth. Fcuk her upside down la chibai. Knn. No mood to do anything but to post this and some others. Am I suppose to download that hell load of 600++ songs? Idk.

Friday

Supposed to go Far East with V, C, F after school for lunch and early dinner. But coulnt make it as I couldnt find them. But my friends are so sweet that they didnt even eat but bought a bangle and a pair of earring for me over there. How sweet can they be. Like seriously. Somemore I didnt know that they bought gifts for me. Then I showed them face in sch and on the way to indoor stadium. They pass me the gifts in the IS. I felt so happy to have a clique like them. Love you girls<3 And I'm sorry:'(

Anyway, got caught from Ms Mok twice for useing vulgarities:O She got so fed-up that she pinched my tummy. It was so painfull. Cose she twist it while pinching it too. How bad can that ass be seriously.


AYG celebration was kinda boring as so many mandrin songs were sang by Step.Sun. And Val and Cheryl kept talking abt a person which I didnt thought of at that point of time. Left that place at ard 9.40pm Took bus to school and reached home at like 10pm++ Talk to a loved one on the phone and off I went to sleep.


Today in the morning while showering, I thought of Freda Yip telling me abt her bra tend. So I went to check it out for mine and guess wad! I have it too. And its damn bloody obvious! And I also realize that I have a mould on my neck and I love it. But I love the fingertip one most.


I dowan to go for CCA like for the whole of this year. I'm getting sick of it. My legs are like so wabbly. I dono how the hell am I going to do my NAFA test. I guess I get F9. I just want NAFA test to end start and end sooon. As days pass, I'm just getting fatter and fatter.


I have F&N, AM and SS hmwk to do. I guess I would be doing it during lesson time on monday. I still haven take my picture for my IC!!! Its like on tuesday!!! Tmr I cant make it as I have R. class. Monday have school etc. Should be reaching home at ard 6?7? as usual. Then how to take?


Phone not with me as I lent my mum and she forgot to return me back. Somemore she went out and will be returning home at night! Anyway I'm bored now.

Hasina how can you lose your first one!?!?!

Yo. HasinaFarigees's mood is currently happy. Dk why.
First day of school was like ew to the ew to the ew.
Eng was fun! Iluvit!
Geog was like OMG! So boring. Somemore that teacher is like dead. I don like her. Eeew!
SS was okay okay. Dint understand any shitzxz in that 2 bloody period. But had fun with GMY!
After school went lunch with clique. Val left first. Then C, F and I were chatting abt our childhood life. It was so fun!
Went home at ard 4++5pm? Went granny house forawhile. Played with my cousin bro. He is so cute! Will upload his pic anothe day or smth.
Did my SS hmwk. Its still incomplete. Its like only 3 bloody sentances!!!
Ordered cookie for Trisha's birthday. I'm stating this on my blog because I believe that she wont read my blog. Readers please don tell her. Thanks.
Whose the house nominee now? All have rejected! Only Loshini is in it I guess:O
And yay! theres no CCA tmr!!!! I can go meet my friend! Wooohoooooooooooo!
Ok bye.
Sweet Dreams:)

Hello! Here are some pictures of the AYG. Still have more to come!